Lagos State (Yoruba): This is where you will find many educated illiterates and zombies. A Lagos man can work from January till December, and spent it all within 24hrs on Owambe(party). Infact the Yoruba tribe and party are 5&6.
They party over anything and everything. Even if a Lagos man gets fired from his working place, he will throw party to celebrate it. Kill or buy cow meats, cook food, buy drinks and all that. Oh gawd 😩🤦
Now I wonder how they’re coping with the Covid-19 Lockdown sha. After this lockdown, na party after party. From Monday to Sunday, back to back.🚶🚶
So when getting married to one, be ready to face such wayward lifestyles. Savings is not in the dictionary of a Lagos citizen gan. They can gossip more than women. And some other crazy shits they do..but ain’t gonna talk about it, so it won’t sound personal and political. But if a Lagos man or woman gossip you ehn..in fact let’s keep Lagos aside. Yoruba person don gossip you before? Hehehe 🚶🚶🚶
Lagos men eg. Banky W can cheat for Africa. Even if they marry the most beautiful woman on Earth, they will still cheat on her. Dia preek no get control.🚶
How About Lagos Women?🤔
Well, I wouldn’t advise anyone to marry a Lagos State girl. Allow them to marry their men biko. They can understand themselves better. Including strangers over there, they all have same attitudes.🚶
Are they fun to be with?
Lagos girls both men are very fun to be with, believe me you won’t know when you got hooked. But egungun be careful na express u dey go.🏃
They’re romantic, partially caring, but very lazy, like sex a lot but doesn’t have the strength to do the do.😏Na only mouth dem get. Shout and make noise.🚶
A typical Lagos man is very greedy but not stingy especially the Muslim and Traditional ones. As for the Christians among them…story for another day.🚶🚶
In summary: You’re a girl, and your only problem in this life is to eat, chop life, fuck and travel, then marry a Lagos man for Parte after Parte.
Are they lazy?
Very lazy set of people. The beauty and popularity of Lagos today is because of the strangers/tenants. And it seems the waywardness of Lagos citizens have already affected the strangers. Especially the Igbos over there. Bye bye.🚶🚶
Lagosian reading this, make una no vex o. Na review I give. I no kill person. Bye bye.
This was written by Richard Idansenibo Chigbo